This Is Why You Are Fat

Somewhere between finger-lickin' good and grease dripping from your chin you'll find that most American dreams end up in heart attacks. If any of the following sound even the slightest bit delicious (or disgusting), you should click here for pictures.

Big Mac-Chicken With Cheese: A McDonald’s Big Mac with cheese, but with fried McChicken patties instead of buns.

Chicken Fried Bacon With Gravy

Behemoth Glazed Donut

Egg n’ Ham Sammich: A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.

Deep Fried Oreos With Powdered Sugar And Multi-Colored Sprinkles

Lankford’s Gluttoneer: Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib eye patty, american cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard.

Chocolate Covered Bacon

The Thurmanator: Two half pound beef patties under a half a pound of ham, covered in mozzarella, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, mushrooms, sauteed onions, pickles, jalapeno peppers and mayo.

Deep Fried Cupcake With Chocolate Syrup And Sprinkles

The Sandwich of Knowledge: The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.